Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Public Service Announcement from the ER
You know how when parents go to spank their kids, and the kids are used to getting spanked, so they put their hands over their bottom? Before you spank your kids, make sure they're not holding any long, pointed objects in their hands. Because if it's something like a pencil, then it could go all the way through your arm. The More You Know. A Public Service Announcement from your local friendly ER doctor.
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Word!
OMG! Totally painful! Did someone come into Heinz's ER?
Yes. It was a 2-year-old who did it, so you can't really blame her. She didn't know what she was doing. But the pencil went all the way through her mom's arm.
This is like Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Do you remember those from SNL?
Did Heinz just say "word"?
Yes, he did. I love Deep Thoughts. I even bought the books.
Hey, do you know your nephew's name yet?
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